Thursday, October 15, 2009

Decoding Dan Brown

Let me come straight to the point. I am a die-hard Dan Brown Fan. I have not yet read the latest one "The Lost Symbols" but will surely read it in few day's time. His four novels have been a fantabulous experience though. They create a world which stretches the realms of fantasies and still maintains it's bond with hard and harsh realities.

For those who are still wondering about whom I am pouring this much praise (which is incredibly rare, mind you...), let the angles and demons guide you to solve the mysteries of The Da Vinci Code just in case you go lost your way in the journey towards the Digital Fortress and end up being over the Deception Point.

The beauty of all these Dan Brown masterpieces is the way this mystery unfolds. Whenever you think that you, as a reader, are close to solving a mystery, another twist appears to mesmerize you, to confound you. Sometimes you may start thinking like "Let me finish this chapter and go to sleep, it's already 1 AM and I've to get up early and go to office tomorrow....". At the end of the chapter, a new quest unfolds and you are tempted to go for another chapter. End result: You sleep at 4:30, get up late and miss the office bus.

I could make few interesting observations about these novels. There are many things which are common:

1. Use of Science and Technology: Well, I know this is 21st century and science age etc. But the way the they are depicted is just mind bobbling. Latest communication instruments, palmtop computers are abundant. Digital Fortress could very well fit in as a course book for Cryptology and Parallel Processing Technology. Deception Pointis tells us about Oceanography, Mettalurgy and many things. Angles and Demons has antimatter while Da Vinci Code pays tribute to Sir Isac Newton in a big way.

2. Communication and Computers: Man, hats of to the various communication devices and computers used in the novels. 3 million paraller processors, monocle, radars, video conferences and what not.

3. Murder: All it takes to write first chapter is a murder. Someone is killed at the start and the next time, the name of murdered person appears half way through the novel. All these murdered people had made some potential Nobel-winner discoveries and lost their lives.

4. Murderer: There is always some peculiar thing about the murderer in each novel. He (BTW they are always men...) is either a deaf who communicates using a monocle device or an albino who wears a stinging belt on thigh and constantly punishes himself after butchering innocent people or an emotionless hashish-lover or fearless commando who just understand the gun lingo.

5. Conspiracy: Typically at the end, you understand that
all the events leading the finale showdown were actually part of the big conspiracy.

6. Conspirator: Here is the best part of it. Do what you want, you can't guess that. Typically, a person of power is the mastermind but even after reading 3 novels, I couldn't guess this. Simply coz Dan Brown just deceives you.

And last but not the least...

7. Woman empowerment: IMHO, Dan Brown must be a hardcore feminist. If you don't believe this just look at the female protagonists in each one. Be it Rachel Sexton in Decpetion Point, Vittoria Vetra in Angles and Demons, Sophie Neveu in Da Vinci Code or Susan Fletcher in Digital Fortress. They have some common characteristics:

  • They all are in some respectable position career-wise, be it a report-gister, a code-breaker, a biologist or a cop.
  • They are all daring, determined and fight along with their male counterparts in the hour of need.
  • They are intelligent and expert in their field.
  • They are smart, attractive, good looking and maintain themselves in best of shapes.
  • Most importantly, they all survive the hardships and dangers coming their way and successfully win the love of their male counterparts. They get to seduce their lovers at the end too.
Well, to conclude, I guess my last point would create many Dan Brown fans than rest of the essay put together.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

A Salute

We just sit here in our cozy comforts while some of our compatriots guard the borders with eyes of eagles and energy of panthers. 10 years back, a small lapse in guard caused 600+ such brave warriors to selflessly sacrifice their precious lives to save Kashmir. A saga of valor was written with their blood. Ultimately, we got back what we rightfully deserved. But was that a happy end?

More than three centuries back, in 1670, Shivaji Maharaj decided to recapture the forts which he lost in treaty with Mughals. He sent Tanaji Maulsare and 500 Marathas solder to capture Kondana. Tanaji won the battle but lost his life. Maharaj, saddened by the loss, said, "गड आला पण सिंह गेला." ("We got the fort but lost the lion.")

329 years later, the nation faced the same grief as was felt then by Maharaj. We got Kargil back but lost many such brave lions. 10 years thereafter, I just want to salute their courage, selflessness and patriotism. Jai Hind!

Saturday, April 11, 2009

तुला जोड्याने मारले पाहिजे





(विशेष सूचना : हा ब्लॉग मी मराठी मधे लिहितो आहे, पण इंग्रजी मधे पण कधीतरी नक्की लिहीन; तसदी बद्दल अजिबात क्षमस्व नाही )

हल्ली कसला ट्रेंड येइल काहीच सांगता येत नाही । "ऐ क्या बोलती तू?" असे गाणे हीट झाल्यावर रस्तोरस्ती, गल्लोगल्ली तरुण (व सुंदर) पोरींना छेडण्याचा ट्रेंड आला होता। लगे रहो मुन्नाभाई पिक्चर सुपरही झाला तेव्हा एकमेकांना गुलाबाचे फूल देऊन "फूल " बनाविन्याचा ट्रेंड आला होता। सध्या लेटेस्ट ट्रेंड जोड़े फेकून मारण्याचा आहे।

१९६० च्या दशकात मराठी साहित्यात "तुला जोड्याने मारले पाहिजे" अशा प्रकारचे वाक्य हटकून असे। पण हल्लीची पीढी (बाप रे!) ते इतक्या सीरियसली घेइल असे त्या वेळच्या लोकप्रिय साहित्यिकांच्या (भटक्या ) आत्म्यांनाही वाटले नसेल। एके काळी संताप झाला की लोक मोर्चा काढत, उपोषणे करत। हल्ली लोकांना बहुतेक हे मार्ग आउटडेटेड वाटू लागलेत। कोण उगीच जीवाचे हाल करेल। त्यापेक्षा घ्या एक चप्पलबूट आणी दया समोर्च्यावर भिरकावून। काम फत्ते!!!

अमेरिके सारख्या बलशाली देशाचा प्रमुख देखील यातून सूटला नाही। तिथे आपली काय गत? अर्थात या लोकांच्या डेरिंगला दाद द्यायला हवी। "यशासाठी आम्ही आयुष्यभर जोड़े झिजवाले" असे वाक्प्रचार जाऊन आता "प्रसिद्धी साठी आम्ही आयुष्यभर जोड़े भिरकावले" असे काहीतरी लोक बोलू लागलयास नवल वाटू नये।
पूर्वी माणसे एकमेकांना पाहून हात जोडत (गेले ते दिवस!)। आता हातात जोड़े घेउन एकमेकांना पहातील। कदाचित लहान वयातच "नेम धरून मास्तरांना जोड़ा कसा मारावा" असे शिक्षण घरोघरी मिळेल। वापरायला आणी मारायला असे जोड्यांचे दोन वेगळे स्टॉक ठेवावे लागतील। (चर्मकार बंधूंचा धंदा जोरात वाढेल... ) मंदीरात जातात तसे पत्रकार परिषदेत चप्पल बूट बाहेर काढून जावे असा नविन कायदा निघेल

थोडक्यात काय तर काळ कठीण आहे। "जोड़े जोड़े पे लिखा है खाने वाले का नाम..." बुश, चिदंबरम, नवीन जिंदाल , ... यादी वाढ़तच राहणार असे दिसते। बाजारात चप्पल बुटांची मागणी वाढून आर्थिक मंदी दूर व्हावी असा तर सरकारचा "दूर"गामी विचार नाही ना? (लोकाहितासाठी चार जोड़े खाल्ले तर कुठे बिघडले? मते मिळाली म्हणजे झाले इ.... इ... )

आगामी निवडणुकी मधे चप्पल-बुट हे कोणत्याच पार्टीचे चिह्न कसे काय नाही? आश्चर्य आहे....